
Strategy & design studio. Brooklyn, NY.
Strategy & design studio. Brooklyn, NY.
Trusted with the real logo file
Not logo_final_FINAL_v7.png. The real one.
The receipts
We don’t like to brag. Kidding. We love it.
4.2×
return on ad spend
for Blooms. Every dollar came back with friends.
$1.3M
in sales we helped bring in
across all clients, last 3 years. Rounded down, out of modesty.
63%
more leads in 6 months
for Solution Manage, after the rebrand.
Numbers so good our accountant asked if we’re hiring. (We’re not. He is.)
What we believe
Nobody remembers the ad they ignored.
Attention is the most expensive thing in Brooklyn. Parking is a close second.
So we don’t make wallpaper. We make the stuff people stop for, screenshot, and send to the group chat with three fire emojis.
You bring the thing. We make it the thing everyone’s talking about. Or at least the thing they can’t stop humming in the car.
— Shloimy, who overthinks it so you don’t have to
What we do
The short version of a long invoice.
- StrategyWhere the money is, and the shortest way there. No BQE.
- BrandingWho you are, only louder. And better dressed.
- DesignFlyers, posters, packaging, screens. If it can be printed, we’ve probably printed it twice.
- CampaignsRaffles, goralim, dinners, launches. One big idea, then a hundred small ones.
- Video & motionThings that move people. Literally.
- SocialFor the thumb that never stops. Until now.
How we pick clients
A highly scientific process. Peer-reviewed by nobody.
- You sell something you’d buy yourself.
- You answer emails before the follow-up to the follow-up.
- You won’t ask us to “make the logo bigger.” (Once is fine.)
- You know “going viral” is a side effect, not a strategy.
- You smiled at least once on this page.
Four out of five? You’re in. Fewer? Call anyway. We’re flexible, not desperate.
Contact
Got something people should care about? Let’s make them.
Say hi on WhatsApp →(929) 399-7455. We reply fast. Voice notes under four minutes get priority.
Shloimy
Photo coming soon. He’s camera-shy.
His mother says he’s very handsome.
























